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Monthly Archives: September 2005 is bigtime.

If one google’s ‘boiling cheetah semen’, my site [] is the first result. That’s right; bigtime!

Important info…

For the record, I can only pee my name in cursive.

Morning time convo and a link

Kaye: Sleep well? dizzoknows: I did. dizzoknows: Weird dream, though. Dreamt that I had a Mustang, but sold it. After selling it, I noticed that someone had stolen the wheels. This upset me and threw me into a quest to locate and destroy the wheel-thieves. Kaye: hmmm Kaye: What do you think it meant? dizzoknows: […]

3-Variable Funny Test [finally]

the Wit (71% dark, 26% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)  your humor style: CLEAN COMPLEX DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor […]

Quickie from

Saw this in a discussion about some lame writer’s take on movies. C4shm0ney: only a fag could dis terminator 1 and 2 like that. Regarding T3 yeah that choked on dick but still.. dissing the terminator proves that the author is probably a 17 year emo tight pants wearing flag burning cock sucker. gasdf2002: Yeah, […]

Shots [photos and booze]

Not much going on, lately. I’ve just been working and lounging. I’m going to visit mom soon in Iowa, so I need to get an oil-change and a new battery. There’s also some part that needs to be replaced [involving my fuel-line, I think] but I can’t remember the name of it. The suits at […]

Cam Craziness with Cousin


Macro at work

While at work, I played with ‘Macro’ mode on my cam. Not the most interesting subjects for images, but it was what I had to work with. My laptop screen. Woohoo. My pet hyena. Don’t fuck with him…or her…I’m not really sure.  My keyboard at work. It’s filthy! 🙁 My work phone. It’s filthy as […]

Sick boy, new cam

I was a bit under the weather today, so I stayed in bed for most of it. When I finally got up and around, so to speak, I visited my aunt, her son, and her fiance. While there, my cousin, Greg showed up with his girlfriend and daughter. The daughter [who’s name I’m forgetting because […]

Quick convo o’ the day

Will T.: So I hear from my brother in law that driving the Jetta will cause people to question my sexuality. Ever heard of this? dizzoknows: I certainly have not, faggot.