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Monthly Archives: July 2004

How to get fired and completely bypass that whole ‘two weeks notice’ bit….

Step 1. Fuck where you work. Make it a point to get a couple of these ‘under your belt’ [mind the pun]. This will help to develop a ‘bad rep’ and can often create jealousy in the hearts of disgusting, high-ranking, exec-ass-kissing, geeks that will ultimately be assigned to fire you. Step 2. Socialize with […]