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Monthly Archives: January 2004

I’m wearing a cowboy hat and I’m from Michigan

My day started off very poorly. I got stuck on the snow mountain I like to call my driveway. I was stuck for about 40 minutes. After MacGyver-ing my way out using a small piece of carpet and some wood from an old shelving unit, I was on my way to work. I was ready […]

Early Morning with Dr. Don

Well, it’s 8:00am and I just got to work. I don’t really feel like talking to anyone right now, so the headphones are already on. NIB [black sabbath] is playing. Cash is tight, so I’m considering not going to Trippers for pool tonight. The pool is free, and my dad usually buys me drinks, so […]

Nachos control the time…

Last night was filled with drinks, bar food, and pool. Not really much to say about it other than ordering nachos with extra beans and cheese is a bad idea. I was almost late for work this morning because my body felt the need to purge the culinary abortion that it had experienced the night […]

icing on the asshole cake

Remember my last post? Add snow…..lots of it. [kill me]

these colors don’t run

I’ve done a personal survey. It was unintentional. The results are as follows: Worst drivers = Those with patriotic stickers on their cars Seriously… It’s frightening how idiotic these people are! They drive too slow or too fast. They pay NO attention to those around them. It’s always a minivan, truck, or SUV with some […]

self-portrait

bush

In the past, American presidents were corrupt. This was nothing new. The difference with Bush part 2 is that he’s very obvious about it. He hasn’t exactly covered his tracks. Nor did his father. Another observation about him is that he’s an idiot. I don’t mean this in a “He’s made some bad political decisions” […]