Thirteen Steps

If I were a religious man, I’d have concluded long ago that god gave us teeth for the sole purpose of transporting corn from the cob to our mouths.

Many modern-day armchair critics prefer to view movies from a stuffy, outside-looking-in position with real-world cynicism loaded and cocked. If one plans to employ such a method while watching this movie, one might as well deduct a good portion of potential enjoyment points prior to pressing the play button. Speed Racer should be watched from [...]