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Last Night’s Dream

I was on a beach with my girlfriend who, in this dream, was a naked, blonde woman with sand covering her body. She looked like the usual magazine beach-shoot girl. Photographers were following her.

I was uncomfortable because a particularly aggressive duck was chasing me. I could tell that the duck wanted to bite me. I was worried that this duck would distract me long enough for the shark that was wading in the nearby shallow water to jump onto the sand and bite me.

Just prior to waking up, and in the midst of this photo-shoot-duck-and-shark madness, I lamented Michigan’s terrible weather and stated that I’d rather live on the west coast.

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  1. The Amazing Beth wrote:

    Oh yeah? I had a dream I was supposed to mail this thing for Steve, but I had forgotten to mail it. It was something that needed to be turned in to a teacher of his I had never met. So I had to write a little note briefly explaining, apologizing for the delay, assuring the teacher on Steve’s behalf that the project had been done in time. I hoped that Steve’s grade would not be affected and decided to not tell him I had forgotten to mail the thing unless it became problem later on. Then I asked my dad to drive me to the post office so I could mail it. He drove me instead to a mailbox that was in the middle of an empty but not threatening parking lot, but I didn’t have postage yet, so I had to go into a Postal Annex that was conveniently right nearby. My brother was also in the car. Then I filled out the form and went up to the counter and the clerk was a normal guy. Then I noticed the Fed-Ex account number of my office was on the package and wondered if that would be a problem, then decided to mail it anyway.

    Then I woke up.

    Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 11:09 am | Permalink

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