Alright, so I’ve absolutely neglected my blog, I know. I’m not troubled by this because of the poor, two or three readers that are completely missing out on my meandering thoughts. Rather, I’m troubled by it because, without a venue like this, my in-person friends and associates must weather the storm that is a pent-up, more asshole-ish than usual Don. To the aforementioned people, I apologize.

First, let me just say that I thoroughly enjoy this montage.

Clinton really impressed me in his interview with Chris Wallace. I’m glad that he didn’t pull the usual, “dance around but not really answer questions” shit that most politicians, ex and not, alike do. The candor of his responses has convinced me that finishing his book is worthwhile.

Additionally, Keith Olbermann is my new hero for his take on that interview, as well as his recent reports. I’m happy to hear that someone with decent reach [via Media] is completely, unapologetically, telling it like it is. If you’re unsure of who Keith Olbermann is and have time to kill, view some of his stuff, here.

I’m sure that, by now, everyone has seen this. Crazy, I know. I recall Jerry Seinfeld stating during an interview that Michael Richards was the most professional and level headed guy on the show. Such a contrast to what happened on that stage!

I understand that Richards’ is probably dealing with the repercussions of his actions, currently. I’m sure that this is a difficult time for him. I cannot, however, allow him to get away with what he’s done to me, personally. I must take action.

I hereby publicly announce my plans to sue Michael Richards for stealing, word for word, my stand-up comedy routine. I will not sit idly as he plagiarizes my work. Precious time was spent developing such a refined act, Michael. How dare you swagger about like it was your material? Unacceptable, Michael. Completely unacceptable.

My apologies, but writing the above has induced an agitated emotional state. I’m feeling verklempt and am in dire need of some me time.