I know it’s been awhile.  My apologies.  I’ve been pretty busy, lately.  My schedule at work is awful - I pretty much work all day.  When I have free time, it’s usually spent with Beth and/or Don, hence the lack of activity on this blog.  Even now, I’m at work.  I have 15 minutes or so left on my break, then it’s back to the duties at hand.  Again, I’m sorry.

Let’s get right into the important stuff…

The new 7-Up slogan goes as follows: “Now 100% Natural.”  This excited me as I’m a fan of citrus.  Upon thorough inspection, though, I also found, “Contains No Juice” printed on the can.  What the hell does the “100% Natural” bit refer to, then?  We could totally split hairs and assert that, perhaps they are going with the ‘if it’s found on this planet, it must be natural’ story.  That doesn’t really float with me, though.  I mean, Michael Jackson’s nose was found on this planet and it certainly isn’t natural.  Just saying…  Would it be so hard to brew a batch of 7-Up with some lemon juice?

I’ve found what I believe to be the coolest film title, ever… in life.  It’s called, “Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3.“  Seriously.

While viewing the comments of a somewhat recent Fark article, someone mentioned this: “One thing about 9/11 I found really freaking cool was Steve Bushcemi (did I spell that right?). He was FDNY prior to being an actor. 9/11 happened and he found a way to get to his old firehouse. He got there and told the Captain “I’m not an actor, I’m a firefighter. How can I help?” and worked for around a month without pay.”  How cool is that?  I had already considered him a wonderful actor.  Who would have thought that he was also a totally cool and noble human being?

I knew that I was in San Francisco when I saw a bumper sticker that said ‘GW, You’re fired’ and a purple construction vehicle in the same 15 seconds.  This place is pretty great.

Shite, my break is coming to an end.  I will post more, completely useless and unorganized nonsense, shortly.  Also, pictures.