* More things that I dislike, a couple that I enjoy. Also, stuff.
Posted on February 11th, 2006 by dizzo. Filed under It's All The Same Shit, Really..
I don’t care for makeup. If you must wear makeup, I prefer that it’s applied in such a subtle manner that I’d not actually notice that you’re wearing it. Super made-up girls = what the French call, ‘le ick.’
Long [fake or not], extravagantly painted nails look silly to me. Often times, those who don such nails aren’t really dressed accordingly; sweatpants, Corona tee shirt, flip-flops, superlongandshinypainted nails… A message to the urban chicks: longer does not equal better. If you’re having trouble dialing phone numbers on your cell or are unable to close a ziplock bag without Freddy Kruger-ing it to shreds, you may have gone too far with your nails. And for the sake of my gender, please refrain from penis-touching. Freak.
I don’t like drivers. Any of them. I mean it. I drove to Ann Arbor a few days ago and almost every driver that I encountered on that trip was a danger to all things living. To further illustrate this point, I’ve put together a pie-chart that outlines the different categories that drivers tend to fall into.
As of a week or so ago, I don’t like white socks. I can’t say why, exactly. While at a friend’s house, I glanced down at my feet and was met with the glaring boringness [a real word] that is white socks. From here on out, I shall slowly replace all of my white sox with something more aesthetically pleasant. I grabbed a couple pairs of brown and light-blue argyle socks from target and they make me happy. This information is vital to my four or five readers, I’m sure. Where are you going?
On to things I like…
World fricken Market. I love that place. The furniture, household accessories, food… It’s all just so great. Do I need a hand-carved, four foot tall wooden statue of a giraffe? You bet your biscuits I do!
I like Charlie Watts. Well, I don’t particularly care for his drumming or anything. I don’t think he’s a poor drummer; I just don’t really put much of an ear to the Rolling Stones. What I like about him is his appearance. He just looks… nice. The quaint little grin that he seems to wear 24/7 says to me, “Hello, there. Would you like some tea? Tell me about yourself.”
I like the song that I heard at a Mexican food restaurant in Ann Arbor. It was a mariachi version of Age of Aquarious. It was in Spanish and there were even trumpets! It was vastly superior to the orginal version, I say. Also, beans are good.
Randon shite from my stupid [and rather large] head:
I’ve determined that a book-pistol would shoot knowledge and that ‘futrid’ would be an appropriate word to describe a stinky future. Again, vital information.
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February 11th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
The long nails thing is right on, I’ve seen some bumbling morons with nails like that trying to do tasks that even a chimpanzee could do, and they are unable because of the grotesque pieces of acrylic protruding from their fingertips…. yeesh, get a fucking grip…
WEZ
February 18th, 2006 at 10:50 am
White socks really are boring.
February 18th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Do I need a hand-carved, four foot tall wooden statue of a giraffe? You bet your biscuits I do!
Hahahaha! I concur!
Also of concurance, nails. Keep that shit away from me! Negative 50% towards and attractivness. Positive attractivness, cowboy hat on a girl. It’s like my kryptonite.