I don’t really like surveys, lately, but four people have sent this one to me, so what the hell…
Have you ever pretended to be sick? Sure. Work, school.
What was the last lie you told? No idea. I make it a point to be honest, these last few years.
Have you ever cried during a movie? Oh gawd… I cried for three hours straight while watching Six Feet Under, yesterday.
What’s the farthest you’ve ever gone on a dare? Kissed a stranger on the mouth. They were unaware of the dare prior to my completing it.
What is your full name? Don Yeah Right.
What is your blood type? Oh +
Have you ever been in a car accident? Couple fender-benders [one was my fault]. I’ve been hit twice while riding a bicycle.
What is your favorite sport to play? MMA. I like tossing the basketball around as well, but it doesn’t go where it should very often.
Have you ever made a prank phone call? When I was a young punk.
Have you ever said “I Love You” and not meant it? I haven’t.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Happy.
What is your political affiliation? Rational, progressive, compassionate. Call it what you want.
Do you believe in God? I don’t believe in fairy tales.
Do you believe in love at first sight? No. I’ve experienced extreme chemistry at first sight, though.
Do you believe in karma? Sometimes, it seems like it’s in action.
How would you describe yourself? Vaguely.
What are you afraid of? Death. Sharks. Love.
Are you religious? No.
What does your screen name mean? Friends called me ‘dizzo’ in high school.
What person do you trust the most? Lynn, Kaye, Will, and my parents.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? First serious one was Karen Syers. She had almost no pigment in her eyes.
What is the best compliment you have ever received? I don’t know. That I’m funny, maybe.
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? “I did.”
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? Three years.
What is your greatest strength? Optimism, usually.
What is your greatest weakness? Trusting people.
What is your perfect pizza? Fresh tomato and pesto.
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? That it couldn’t possibly be the time that the clock claims it to be.
Do you get along with your family? Some of them.
Would you ever get a tattoo? Other than the one that I have? Perhaps. We’ll see.
How many piercings do you have? Two.
Who makes you laugh? Dan, Lynn, Kaye, Will, Matt, Brandon, Scott, Michael.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? A decent singer. Fiona Apple, maybe? Rufus Wainwright would be nice, too.
Have you ever seen a dead body? In the flesh? My grandfather.
Do you have a celebrity crush? Not really. If I had to choose, James Spader, Samantha Morton, Jason Bateman, Christian Bale, Tilda Swinton, Famke Janssen, Zooey Deschanel, Cheetara [I kid!]
What is one thing scientists should invent? A method for keeping my death-fearing ass alive and healthy.
Have you ever broken a bone? Many. I was a rambunctious child.
What happens after you die? I’ll let you know.
Do you watch or read the news? NPR from time to time. Digg.com, fark.com, etc.
What stereotype would you label yourself as? I don’t know. I know it’s hip to say this, but I’m not sure that I fit so easily into just one.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? The ones who really know me, yes.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Clarence!
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go? Nowhere. I’m more excited about my near-future.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? I don’t know. I’m fairly pleased with who I am.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes.
Have you ever played strip poker? No.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about their self? Not since I was very young.
What do you want your friends to think about you? That I’m trustworthy.
What’s the biggest argument you’ve ever gotten into? Probably something with an ex-friend.
Have you ever bitten someone? Only in a playful manner.
Do you make wishes on shooting stars? No. I enjoy viewing them, though.
What’s the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting? Probably a large pizza or something along those lines.
Do you remember your dreams? Not lately. Bummer.
Are you a morning person or a night person? I enjoy both. I love being awake in the morning, but find it hard to get myself there when I’m not forced to.
Do you have any phobias? White people.
What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done to someone? Written them off. Self-preservation comes first.
Have you ever been to the hospital (other than birth)? Sadly, yes. Bones, muscles, friends and family, you name it.
How many screen names do you have? One.
Do any medical problems run in your family? Yeah. Blood sugar issues.
Has anyone ever been disowned by your family? Not that I know of. They don’t tell me anything, though.
Do you say meaner things to your friends than to your enemies? That wouldn’t really make much sense.
Would you ever participate in a threesome? I have a few times. It was neat, but doesn’t really interest me much, these days.
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? When I was young and crazy.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? Yes I have.
Have you ever written a love letter? Yup.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? Boxer-briefs or commando.
Have you ever been in a fist fight? Yes. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Do you have any hidden talents? I can blow bubbles off of my tongue.
What is one thing you want me to know about you? Blah. Inane.
What is one question you wouldn’t want me to ask? “What’s wrong” seems to stir up shitty feelings, lately.
Do you usually prefer books or movies? I enjoy them, equally.
Who is your favorite person to talk to? That varies from day to day, mood to mood. Lynn, Kaye, Michael are always on the list. I’ve enjoyed talks with Don H., as of late.
Who is always able to cheer you up when you’re sad? Henry Rollins.
Would you ever have sex before marriage? I don’t think I’d get married before having sex, first.
Do you have a secret that you’re ashamed of? Nope. Heart on sleeve.
Have you ever gotten detention? Yes. I had quite a mouth on me, growing up.
How do you vent your anger? Music sometimes does it for me.
Have you ever been on a diet? Not really. I’ve adjusted mine, though.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Not much.
Older than you? I tend to prefer this.
What’s a rumor someone has spread about you? When I moved to Michigan, a rumor circulated [in Tucson] that I had killed myself.
What’s the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself doing? I don’t know. Nothing with feces, urine, etc.
What’s the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you? It’s all about perspective. Who knows.
What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? Forgiveness.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? Nope.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? No. If I do, would I get a spanking from James Spader? I have a knife around here, somewhere…
Have you ever wanted to murder someone? Nope. I’d probably have no problem ending the life of Hitler or other people like him. [think hard]
Have you ever hated someone? To a certain extent. Nothing too dramatic, though.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? Depends on the topic of conversation.
Do you consider yourself to be popular? Surely not. I’ve been told otherwise, at times.
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? Seems logical.
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? Not that I recall.
Do you have a collection of anything? Memories.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming? I’m happy with the concept. It’s a work in progress, though.
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? Certainly.
Are you happy with the life you have? Give me a couple months on that one.
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