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Monthly Archives: January 2006

I lack the tan.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

C****8: i’ll make a call C****8: see if TJ lives up to his boasting, lol d****s: Wow. Let a brotha know! d****s: Let me know, too.

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I guess I was in Ghost

Saturday, January 7, 2006

So, there was a myspace bulletin with a link to this site.  You can upload a pic of yourself and it tells you which celebrities you resemble.  Bored, I gave it a shot. I used this photo. The site provided me with the following results:  [small, sorry] Brando and Elvis?  Sweet. Peter Gabriel?  That’s fine. Demi [...]

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Tabloids, shopping, and the family stone.

Friday, January 6, 2006

I had so many Salt and Vinegar chips, last night, that I couldn’t feel my tongue. I’m beginning to understand that taste-buds are only capable of so much.  I buy a bag of these monsters every time I go grocery-shopping.  Moderation, I know…  While in the store, I passed by the magazine rack and saw [...]

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Another missive.

Tuesday, January 3, 2006

Dear guy who pissed all over the toilet seat at work,    I beg you to not venture into public anymore.  I’m serious.  It wasn’t even a sprinkle of urine; the seat was saturated!  If you did it on purpose, you have no right to share the facilities with the rest of us.  You should [...]

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Anger pushing sadness around

Sunday, January 1, 2006

Clenched fists hang at my waist Bare chest, slick with bath water Face unshaven, brow pushed low Tufts of wet, black hair point in all directions, frames my face Eyes shine with loss and defeat I’m helpless and naked

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