If one google’s ‘boiling cheetah semen’, my site [13steps.com] is the first result. That’s right; bigtime!
For the record, I can only pee my name in cursive.
Kaye: Sleep well?
dizzoknows: I did.
dizzoknows: Weird dream, though. Dreamt that I had a Mustang, but sold it. After selling it, I noticed that someone had stolen the wheels. This upset me and threw me into a quest to locate and destroy the wheel-thieves.
Kaye: hmmm
Kaye: What do you think it meant?
dizzoknows: That I need pot.
Link of [...]
the Wit
(71% dark, 26% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN COMPLEX DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor and most other things [...]
Saw this in a discussion about some lame writer’s take on movies.
C4shm0ney: only a fag could dis terminator 1 and 2 like that. Regarding T3 yeah that choked on dick but still.. dissing the terminator proves that the author is probably a 17 year emo tight pants wearing flag burning cock sucker.
gasdf2002: Yeah, [...]
Not much going on, lately. I’ve just been working and lounging. I’m going to visit mom soon in Iowa, so I need to get an oil-change and a new battery. There’s also some part that needs to be replaced [involving my fuel-line, I think] but I can’t remember the name of it.
The suits at my [...]
While at work, I played with ‘Macro’ mode on my cam. Not the most interesting subjects for images, but it was what I had to work with.
My laptop screen. Woohoo.
My pet hyena. Don’t fuck with him…or her…I’m not really sure.
My keyboard at work. It’s filthy!
My work phone. It’s filthy as well! Cleanliness is [...]
I was a bit under the weather today, so I stayed in bed for most of it. When I finally got up and around, so to speak, I visited my aunt, her son, and her fiance. While there, my cousin, Greg showed up with his girlfriend and daughter. The daughter [who's name I'm forgetting because [...]
Will T.: So I hear from my brother in law that driving the Jetta will cause people to question my sexuality. Ever heard of this?
dizzoknows: I certainly have not, faggot.
