You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 90% on darkness

You scored higher than 6% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 0% on vulgarity [bullshit - at LEAST 75%]

Saw this in a discussion about some lame writer’s take on movies.

C4shm0ney: only a fag could dis terminator 1 and 2 like that. Regarding T3 yeah that choked on dick but still.. dissing the terminator proves that the author is probably a 17 year emo tight pants wearing flag burning cock sucker.

gasdf2002: Yeah, you should go kick his ass and then jack off in your TransAm!

Bravo, gasdf2002.

Not much going on, lately. I’ve just been working and lounging. I’m going to visit mom soon in Iowa, so I need to get an oil-change and a new battery. There’s also some part that needs to be replaced [involving my fuel-line, I think] but I can’t remember the name of it.

The suits at my company are considering cutting the last two trips to India to save cash. I’d be included in this and will be quite pissed if they don’t send me - I planned my next six months around this trip!

Anyway, here are some pics from the last couple of days:

Neat flower at the MSU Botanical Gardens. 

Girl from the Beaners [coffee shop] near my apartment. I can’t remember her name.

This is what keeps me going when I don’t allow myself enough sleep [often].

Eric in his best form at 621.

Lynn and John being sassy.

Wake up, John - there’s a vixen next to you.

I have no idea what this is all about.

My favorite pic of the night.

Kristina is pleased with something.

That’s just darling.

Sarah scaring John. I kind of understand.

Shot three of five. Well, of six if you count the tequila.

Daddy likes the flavor.

John can do that shit sleeping.

While at work, I played with ‘Macro’ mode on my cam. Not the most interesting subjects for images, but it was what I had to work with.

My pet hyena. Don’t fuck with him…or her…I’m not really sure. 

My keyboard at work. It’s filthy!

My work phone. It’s filthy as well! Cleanliness is godliness. [do the math]

I was a bit under the weather today, so I stayed in bed for most of it. When I finally got up and around, so to speak, I visited my aunt, her son, and her fiance. While there, my cousin, Greg showed up with his girlfriend and daughter. The daughter [who's name I'm forgetting because I'm such a nice guy] is no more than 4 or 5 years old and is quite bright. I thoroughly enjoy chatting with her and was doing so today. I have a few freckles on the bottoms of my hands [seriously] and showed them to her.

Her: What are those?
Me: Those are freckles. You don’t know about freckles yet?
Her: No. Why do you have them? Did a tiger bite you?

Yeah. Cutest thing, ever.

I finally got my camera. It’s a Canon SD20 and is just the bee’s knees. It’s also uber-tiny. You know that little pocket inside the pocket on a pair of jeans? It fits in that.

Some pics I took today with it:

Me driving, talking on the phone, and taking pictures. Safe. 

Ms. Parker. She’s the reason I have a camera. How hot is this pic? 

Khan. I don’t know how he spells it, but I like this way. He could very well have a wrath, too. 

This is Kirby, I think. I was pretty trashed when I met him, so who knows. 

This is me right now. I’m tired and oh so grumpy. Bald, too. 

Well, it’s bedtime. Jolt has kept me up too late, tonight. Looks like I’ll need another for the morning. Addiction? Pretty much.

Will T.: So I hear from my brother in law that driving the Jetta will cause people to question my sexuality. Ever heard of this?
dizzoknows: I certainly have not, faggot.