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Mood: Chilled like James Spader in Less Than Zero
Music: Elvis Costello

So, I’m an ass. I have really been neglecting this blog and that needs to change. My reasons? Well, I wish I could say that I have been too busy, but that’s not entirely true. Busy is part of the reason, but for the most part…I’m just fucking lazy. So, getting back on track….here goes…

Satan has unleashed an interesting combination of bugs upon mid-Michigan recently. Bug #1: Black and red, medium-sized, spits acid from its eyes. Bug #2: Small lady-bug looking thing. Very cute. I saw one purr the other day. Bug #1 must be part rabbit because there are AT LEAST fifty-trillion of them on my porch. I’m talking softball-sized clumps of them, one on top of the other. I wonder what would make a shit-load of insects pile on top of each other like that…

“Hey! Frank called that girl he from the bar last night! He didn’t wait the required three days! Frank-pile!!! Get him, boys!”

That’s probably accurate. Can you imagine if other living things [not insects] did the whole clumping thing? Like, you’re walking down the street and you come upon 35 cats all on top of one another…

This reminds me; I have a theory that I think holds pretty true. The theory: many of anything is impressive even if the item by itself is not impressive.

Example: A flip-flop. Not too impressive, right? Ok… Imagine a truck-load of that same flip-flop… Yeah… See what I’m saying?

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Jenny spent the weekend with me. We went to Parker’s surprise birthday party. It was fun. We played Presidents and assholes [kind of the same thing when you think about it]. We left that party and went to Jeremy’s going away party. Assisted in a couple keg-stands, hugged Blackwidow [her spike necklace poked me], introduced Jeremy to Absinthe. Fun stuff…

I cleaned half of my apartment. Woohoo! Still need to hit the bathroom and my bedroom. I cannot wait. Our apartment is tiny, so when a little clutter appears, the whole place looks like shit. This will soon change as we are moving in May.

Well, I need to get some shit done, so I’ll end it here. Ciao.