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dixxxws: You are annoying!
dixxxws: [well, last night you were]
naxxx07: why is that?
dixxxws: In my dream, I was in a mall buying a slip cover for my sofa.
dixxxws: I was lost and getting really upset.
dixxxws: Then, some hillbilly in a big truck offered to drive me home. I went with him.
naxxx07: this is already a crazy dream
naxxx07: is there more?
dixxxws: He kept talking about how he has 35 gears in his truck. He kept shifting and when he’d do it, he’d look at me with an expression that suggested that what he had just done was magical and deserved a big reaction from me.
dixxxws: I got home, and all of my lights were broken. I spent a bunch of time replacing them.
dixxxws: I put the slip cover on my couch.
dixxxws: Went for a jog.
dixxxws: During the ENTIRE dream [which seemed to last for hours and hours], you were trying to sell me some little gadget that played music, flossed teeth, and had a built-in flashlight.
naxxx07: haha
naxxx07: that is funny
naxxx07: and you didn’t want to buy it?
dixxxws: NO!
naxxx07: it sounds like a cool gadget
dixxxws: The floss wasn’t even real! It was Christmas tree tinsel!
naxxx07: you could still get a good floss out of christmas tree tinsel
dixxxws: You could get a good floss from a pubic hair…..but I’ll stick the with minty, intended-to-be-used-as-floss floss….thank you.
naxxx07: i don’t have a gadget to sell you…don’t worry
dixxxws: Don’t fuck with me, woman!